They call me the shrink

Can we just take note of how elegant a beard that is for a disguise

Plankton's like: Could you not

Fun fact: they're called shrink because it's short for "head-shrinker". Now I don't know why that is, but I have a theory. See, in Turkish there's this saying when you're stressed that goes "Kafam şişti" which translates to "My head is swollen". I think they might be related.