Pun of the year front runner

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kibblesmydog · 9 years ago · FIRST

"He came as he went"
That's hilarious

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taratheartist · 9 years ago

Wait you can die from too much masturbation?

dailydoseofmusic · 9 years ago

*the more you know*

mrblackbelt108 · 9 years ago

Impossible there's no way I would be dead right now

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taeminnieah · 9 years ago

But 4 times in 10 days doesn't sound like a lot to me. I need more info

smbadat · 9 years ago

4 times a day can easily be done by someone.

youniverseme · 9 years ago

"Someone"

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guest · 9 years ago

I don't think the actual masturbation killed him (or doing it 4 times in 10 days - that's not very much). He probably had a heart condition he didn't know about or an aneurism and the physical exertion is what did it.

guest · 9 years ago

Yep. Heart attack. I just googled it.

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alxx · 9 years ago

"Marathon masturbator" oh god. xD

taratheartist · 9 years ago

Did he come first or second?

guest · 9 years ago

Both.

kibblesmydog · 9 years ago

ಠ_ಠ

mgoveia · 9 years ago

I guess you could say he didn't know if he was coming or going!
https://youtu.be/_u2_Dw27btU

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deathfox393 · 9 years ago

Did he die "hard"

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guest · 9 years ago

You know what they say about old habits.

guest · 9 years ago

My PR is 4 times in a 24 hour period spanning two calendar days. To be fair, I was home alone and had just gotten high speed internet...

kingswitcherii · 3 years ago

Amateur

Pun of the year front runner

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