Real Procrastination

Friday: whatevs, still got Saturday and Sunday
Saturday: uuugh but it's Saturday! I'll just do it tomorrow
Sunday: shit

Have you ever been so desperate not to work you stitched a freaking cracker to a couch

I'm the master of starting and finishing work the day it's due

That will attract insects

I can't be the only one who's first thought was how I'd smack a kid for this shit.