School nurses be like

You just need a Band-Aid and to get back to class... "Let me call your parents, stay here"

Or the famous "Come back after lunch and tell me how you feel then"

Oh you just chopped off your arm?
Have some crackers and tell me how you feel after lunch.

Well... A cold pack might help... Especially for tense stomach muscles or lower chest heart burn...

No, ours is like "Oh, you haven't puked your gastric acid out of your stomach? Go back to class."

"The nurse is at another school today. Come back tomorrow."

"here some aspirin and tea, go back to class"

Here have some Tylenol *Is bleeding profusely*

Once in high school I impaled part of my tear duct with mechanical pencil lead (freak accident) and the nurse was all 'oh you're not bleeding, no need to cry' BITCH I WAS HALF BLIND FOR A WEEK

My nurse is like "Oh, here is a pepermint.. go back to class!"

That's... Not a nurse

Once I got cut by somebody in the hall way and what ever they cut me with was rusty so I went to the nurse and there was Allready blood drips down the hallways she yells at me for not going to class then next she told me it was fine I had a pice of rust sticking out of me she said I was fine and gave me one of those super small band aids yup that's school nurses all right

Damn... i must have had a good nurse then...
me: *super shaky and sick looking* i just threw up all over the bathroom
nurse: oh dear.. sit down. Let me take your temperature and call your mother. Think you can hold down some water?
Yeah. I think i had one of the good ones.. she was nice to everyone. I liked her