Classic american breakfast

As an American, this is definitely true. However, you can substitute the lobster with a Big Mac, if you please.

And a bald eagle on their shoulders yelling 'FREEDOM!'

Actually I don't see the American flag or my bald eagle in a top hat with the Declaration of Independence printed onto it

Jesus toast

Is it unconstitutional to ask what the guns are for?

HONEY I CANT HAVE BREAKFAST WITHOUT MAH SHOTGUN

I live in Texas and I can verify that this is 100% true

Where's the Budweiser?

If you look closely I photo bombed this

Much better

Is that jesus in your toast

If you dont have enough guns then the government sends bald eagles to eat your food. Also all your food must be free

As a European, I think my prediction was pretty accurate.

Whatever is true, people are gonna die tired today. Had my breakfast AND my SR, hope you read to get fucked.

The Jesus pancake really tips it off

As an American, I don't eat breakfast.