Deep thoughts in the morning.

This makes me think of whotalia's selfie

I would pay to read 'Root Beer Fairytales'

For people who want to know, the "je suis un pomme" translates to "I am an apple."

Naw, I AM the frenchiest fry!

"Is crochet flam better than Russia?" and "I'm gonna smack you with an STD" are the only ones I can recall.

My midnight thought is always 'je voudrais du cafe!'

Mine are always questions like "Is a pregnant woman in a pool a human submarine?"

I expected it to be "I surrender"

How about the Canada-est fry