Not all Australian animals want to kill you

I bet that little bitch has a poison sack somewhere

Oh, this guy's the worst. Look at the murderous rage in his eyes... "you want I should break your kneecaps, mate?"

Wait till it rips off all your nails

He waits till you fall in love with him, adopt him, care for him, would do anything for him. Right then, he dies and with him you die of a broken heart

But most of them do

You forgot to add the word 'yet' to the title.

Only by infection

You can see the seething hatred in that little assholes eyes. He'll try....no, he WILL kill you. You just dont know when or how, but its coming, and it will be slow and painful.

"what are we going to do tonight little fella? :D"
"the same thing we do every night... try to take over the world!"

Yea...pretty sure you want to keep that thing away from water.

That awkward moment when it bites him

You think he's not trying to kill u, but he's actually planning your murder as you hold him

Its such a cute little possum awwww they wouldnt hurt a fly! Its so cute and little!!!

IT'S KILLING ME WITH CUTENESS!

Just because he can't doesn't mean he doesn't want to.

Oh he's just the hired distraction for the real killer...