I'm like 50% Australian now

Pro-tip: Don't try and do this with an already Australian accent.
(It makes you sound kiwi)

How to be Australian: A Guide By benniboomboom

Too bad I'm already Australian...

I'm in pain because I'm imagining a cock rash

or you could be someone walking around saying cock rash in an american accent...

Hmm, nope, doesn't work. Sorry guys.

Um.. No you dont sound Australian...you sound like you've had a stroke. I only know two guys who sound like that, crocodile Dundee and Steve erwin......

Who found out Cock Rash? Seriously!?

I'm 100% Aussie and all these posts I've seen tonight have been about Australia