All my friends showing off their summer bodies and I'm here like

Alright, where the hell did you get that picture of me?

Hey you guys!!

Don't make fun of me...

omg today is the 30 year anniversary of 'The Goonies' being released. This couldn't have come at a better time

Love that movie!

oh the memorizes

Hey now, this kinda body takes work too

Do the Truffle Shuffle!

The thing is, that kid is stocky, not really fat. That's morbidly obese in the '80s, and now it's like average.