For the longest time my group of friends where talking about a disease named S.P.A.I.D.S which was short for super poop aids. It sent the infected person into a frenzy where they threw there poop, it was also spread by infected feces and deteriorated the insides of a person very fast.
Once my friend was telling me that 1 person is masturbating, 2 is sex, 3 in threesome, and 4+ is orgy and I was like no no 1 is masturbating, 2 is sex, 3 is threesome, four is foursome, and 5+ is orgy and he was like ah yes true and another friend was staring at us like the fuck is wrong with you people
Friend: (⊙ω⊙)
Me: (⊙ω⊙)
Friend: (⊙ω⊙)
Me: (⊙ω⊙)
Friend: (⊙ω⊙)
Me: Sure?
Friend: Got it