Except in the movies the guy is attractive

I'd ask if you needed a burn heal but you're not hot enough

D':

He must've been thinking "Well, f--k you too!"
or "Well, screw you, not like you're attractive either!"

The girl must have been such a dick.

THe guy in the picture looks like Larry from Orange is the New Black
Or maybe it is and I'm stupid af.

OITNB Guy anyone?

read it as "accidentally burped into a girl carrying papers"

I always think that that guy pictured is Jason Biggs...