Life goals

But I can't eat it

Step 1. Acquire fast money
Step 2. Purchase a swimming pool
Step 3. Find some cool friends
Step 4. Buy this pizza pie raft
Step 5. Throw a badass party
Step 6. Gain instant celebrity status
Step 7. Wake tf up because you're not ever gonna be that lucky
Step 8. Forever Alone

Summer Goals are Pizza Rolls

LIKE A BOSS!!!!!!!