Dads

Is it weird that my mum is the master of Dad jokes?

The third one though xD
Me: "My boyfriend."
Dad: *Rolling on the floor laughing like a retarded hyena*

My father used to call my name and says with a straight face: "hey, there's a one..*little pause, and a little laugh*..two three"

Is no one going to talk about the Japanese one because I'm in tears because of it

That last one