I can't be the only one

All zee time.

I even see it with the notifications. I'll see a white square pop up but then there'll be nothing there.

Sometimes I see it but then I remember that my phone don't even have a light

yeah that's because your notification contained a picture of the silence and you promptly forgot it was even there.

Turns out my battery is low

Or hear your text tone but there's no message

Or when you see a blue light and you think its a text but it's really a candy crush request.

It's because that light is secretly a weeping angel

I feel My phone vibrate and when I look BOOM no message

What, is it another game notifica- oh, it was just the sniper pointed at me.