My dad: "I wish you'd know your bible as well as you know this Marvel crap."

Because I was reading a comic book, my mom says comics aren't for girls...

*Gasp*
Is your mom, by any chance, the sister of Satan?

Yes

Awesome

And now you're on a computer or mobile device, it does not seem like she has her priorities in order, and she is perpetuating a circle of "______ can't do _______", which is a very bad thing