Plot twist:
You predicted people would do this to stop being kidnapped so you're using a van full of cake to entice people into it.
You are the kidnapper
I'm not trying to make any hate or anything, I'm just saying. Some people like me just can't help but be skinny. Even my parents have been noticing I have been eating a lot more then usual. And i am still skinny. I eat pots of Nutella, eat cake, eat everything on my plate, and I still do not get fat or chubby. I still have a thigh gap, still have a flat stomach, and hell, I hate exercise. But yeah, cake will not help everybody. My ex-friends kept on telling me I was too bony, and I just ended up ignoring it because I couldn't help it. So moral of the story is, cake will not make everybody safe. Some just can't help but be skinny. Please no hate. I just wanted to say this fact. If you do not agree, please do not reply.
You predicted people would do this to stop being kidnapped so you're using a van full of cake to entice people into it.
You are the kidnapper
"Come out with the cakes above your head".