roll* look* nope

He is saying that he guys are all plugs. Given this reality, the only girls who would want to bang these fuckers would invariably be infested with STDs as they would clearly be willing and able to fuck anything with a heartbeat thus increasing their respective incidence of having an STD.

I'm a girl and I think all of them are pretty cute in that nerdy way. The one on the left especially :3

dude they're like 14

*Dudet* its a chick