Why wear makeup

I know right. Shedding my human skin always gets them. I mean, why can't they just accept me for who I am?

happens to me all the time. no one seems to accept me.

Well, that is a "natural" look I guess

I hate it when people think I'm Legolas. NO I'M A FUCKING HIGH ELF NOT THE MOON MOON OF LORD OF THE RINGS

The most common question I receive when I don't wear makeup:
"Are you high?"

Wait I thought people weren't supposed to know we're lizards

#JustLizardThings

Is that madame vastra?