Me in a band

The struggle is real

Sounds like you should manage a band tho

I can play piano but nobody in my town cares enough about music

I want nothing more than to be in a band really, but I'm the only one of my friends who really enjoys music so yeah

Lack of talent hasn't stopped many, many "artists"
just remember, auto tune is your friend

I feel like I would do all those things now, but when it actually came to it I would just eat, sleep and watch series...but in luxurious rooms

I thought you meant band as in "marching band"

...I can half-arse sing. Does that qualify?