My neighbors have two wiener dogs. The black one is pretty docile, but the brown one is vicious. Whenever I go in my backyard and come remotely close to the fence we share, the brown wiener dog sprints down the stairs, to the fence, and barks while baring his teeth at me, except I can't take him seriously because his running (he's actually pretty fast) looks like a slinky constantly expanding and contracting.
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