Boys, remember not to buy Apple Watch

*to the fridge.

I feel bad for any of your friends or family when you get hungry, dickpickles.

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I think it's funnier to picture the fridge on the beach while you're "walking". The thought of the furious multitasking is the best.

Nope. Not at all. Please enlighten us, guest. And yes, we also like it when you comment on a post that's 2 months old.