I just came back into my hotel room in Egypt and found this

TowelSnake is judging you

That's A+ cleaning service

James and The Giant Peach feels

That is exssssssellent towel folding. (yes ik it's spelled with a c instead of an s.)

Nine. Gag

A towel monster ate some bad glasses and got a tummy ache and took a shit on your bed

I thought it was a penis until I saw the title

Clever