Woah, no need to get all offensive, I have good friends from there. Lasagna is a wonderful country, the totalitarian regime run by the "Pasta Party" is a little off putting but there's great things there, such as the statue of spaghetti, and the Italian-Dinner stadium
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I´m sorry but it´s just so sad to see that he is trying to hit on her when they have no ways of communicating. Lasagna phones and emails can´t be contacted by the outside world. I live in Fettuccine and I wasn´t able to maintain my relationship with my now ex bf since he moved.
You used to be able to, but as I said, ever since the Pasta Party took charge you can't, they cut off a lot of communication with the outside world. I heard in the next few years they'll be closing Lasagna's borders too
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· 9 years ago
Oh my gosh, NO. I can´t believe they´re doing that!
Yeah, I've heard rumours they're building an arsenal of condiment super weapons for war with Margherita-Pizza too, but it's all just rumours at the moment
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· 9 years ago
What? But I heard the President of Meatball just approved the nuclear bill. Are they going to war?
It's all under wraps at the moment. I know that Tsar Mozzarella of The United Cheeses is condemning the use of condiment weapons, but it's early days still, I don't think there'll be another war, and if there is it won't be as big as the War of The Toppings back in '56, well that's what I think anyway
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· 9 years ago
I really hope it wouldn´t go that bad. I remember all the weapons the Republic of Pepperoni gathered for that. It was horrible. I don´t wanna see all that again, especially when the State of Tomato Sauce is starting to revolt.
Oh god are they up to that again? I thought those days were well passed once they gained independence from the Mustard Empire... To think the Mustard Empire used to be so powerful, until of course the United Republic of Free Sandwiches tore them apart in the Taco Liberation Wars
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They are. It´s getting really, really bad. I remember Ketchup County assisting the Tomato Sauce State against the Mustard Empire. It was a very bloody war, and now they´re about to relive that moment. What the heck is The Donut Republic doing about it??!
I heard the Donut Republic is siding with the Unofficial State of Baguettes, who, as we all know are being armed by the United Forces of Bagels. I think this union could help scare off the Pasta Party's regime from that side of the world though
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