Cold

Too far man, too far

I hope your video game disks are broken
I hope you lose your memory card
I hope you lose your 3DS game cartridges fall in the sewer
I hope your cereal is stale before you eat it
I hope your eggs are 12 weeks old
I hope your favorite band disbands
I hope you burn every food you make
I hope all your book series end horribly
I hope your bills are doubled
I hope your brain keeps you up at night
I hope every partner you get partnered with sucks balls
I hope you pull a muscle every time you lift
I hope every show you watch has the driest of humor
I hope everytime you try to get something in a vending machine it gets stuck
I hope you lose the remote

the comic sans it's too far, how can i sleep now...

BUT I LOVE CROCS!

I hope your phones at 5% and when u go to charge it in the middle of the night cause you cant sleep, i hope you realize your charger is broken..