Honey I think we all want to have sex with Ryan

What? Can someone explain..

This is great

This is what scares me the most about eventually getting my wisdom teeth removed because what if I confess something to my parents?

I don't want to get my wisdom teeth taken out my parents would hear lots of things not meant for their ears

When I got mine out I started talking to my imaginary friend in the back seat who told me my mom was trying to kidnap me, and I then attempted to bail out of the car while on the highway.