I wish Grandpa would say this to me... *sigh*

ooh! Are you going with your parents?

God forbid they know about my ships. But I'm going with friends from FS.

no, no. Come stay with me. I think me and grandpa might be taking all the FS kids to disney! I don't know where grandpa is right now.... He'll turn up soon enough.

GRANDMA DO YOU HAVE THE STRAWBERRY TREATS PWEASE GRANDMA

did you eat your supper? And finish it? Don't you lie to me, young lady.

I did grandma, I swear.

uh-huh... Ok dear I think I may have some.... Yep here you go! *hands you 40 candies*

WHOA *gets high off of sugar*

HEY. Share them with your FS siblings.

Haha, finished them already.

time-out. Into the corner NOW.

Now? But I just got out of juvie.

w-what?!?!?! You're lying young lady. I'm going to call your father.

my DEAD father?! I'm only living with you because I'm an orphan!

er-uh... Your grandfather!!!

Yes honey??

Tell me she did not go to juvie.

No no she was just threatened

phew. Okay.

I will pop a cap in yo ass grandpa

excuse me?

Ummm

Sephoria how dare you.

my name isn't even sephoria! you don't even know my name!

what is it then?!

Jessica!

can I call you Jess?

no

ok jessica.