i once got blood on a towel and my brother thought it was shit too

Makeup usually sparkles, so unless you eat glitter on a regular basis, your shit should not have any sheen.

Haha your brother is so cute
So lucky to have a brother </3

Sleeping bedtime police husband

If I was that girl's mom, I woulda beat the shit outta her; then the towels would be covered in real feces.

Tbh the end was abit disapointing ....