The wine glass we're all looking for

This is something a 40 year old mother would find in a local costco and post to Facebook with the caption "Finally! I wine glass that fits my needs ;)" and her sister would comment "Oh, Sharon. You're such a jokester ;) How are the kids?"

i imagine drinking out of it would be a nightmare, as the odds of it being tipped right to let air in instead of giant explosive bubbles in your face are low...