wHaT tHe f*ck

Didn't the door get blown off its hinges at one point

Are you sure the house isn't a gem-based entity that does whatever it wants?

I guess you can say the door goes.... Both ways... *puts on subglasses* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's a magic gem door that does what it wants

They switch it to accommodate for the climate of each season. More testing is to be done for the reason why this is effective.

Well there's an episode in between those 2 where onion breaks his door
Abs another when lion scratches the door