Maybe if you're at home and have the time for it, but dying hair usually takes about 30 mins overall. And its their hair, why should thy recolour it for someone else? And makeup can't just be altered, it needs to be cleaned off and reapplied, which can take more than 5 mins
depends on the makeup. like lipstain you need remover to remove. people kept trying to tell me to fix a smudge and im like i cant (plus it was a goddamn zit near the lipline but thats just another reason to keep yer stupid mouths shut)
Also if you don't like their make up who the fuck cares shut up Unless it's something like lipstick on their teeth, or their eyeliner smudged underneath their eye.
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