Long hair problems

I'm a dude with 10in. Hair. I often put it in a pony tail so when I do release it, its out of my eyes

people always want the hair they do not have. my strands are super super fine/thin and ive always wanted thick strands

Same! My hair gets greasy too quick. Plus, it's straight and short.

My hair has the opposite problem. It gets dry easily. and humidity makes it frizz up, even though it's already short.

i got the greasy problem. i am more likely to shower because my hair is gross and looks like im dirty as hell than i am because i've sweat any, due to my hair lookin icky long before the rest my body needs a wash