Well f*ck..

In other, completely unrelated news, I will now require my mum to check under my bed every night before I go to sleep

Calm down Satan

That why I put every spider I see outside

*calls the CIA*
"umm, yes I have an anonymous tip. The spiders, the spiders, they're all plotting to kill us!"
*voice trails off throwing around words like 'spiderlog' and '2013'*

THIS is why I am nice to spiders!