When things get serious

Every fucking time

When you do something bad and your sibling says "I'm telling Mom"

always on beach holidays

I never had a choice, since my brother stayed up later he'd shower later.

Being the oldest brother, I'm always the fastest

In my house it was more like:
* finish shower and start drying off*
*sister walks in*
*me screaming*
She did it all the time. And while I changed clothes too. There's a reason the door is closed!

Mom: "Who's gonna get the phone first?"
*crash*
*nuclear bomb drops*
*gunshots*
*Roberto screams*
Me: Hello? :) my siblings are currently deceased