Guess this is how the Internet works

As long as it's not a fedora, the world won't implode.

If it's a fedora, they'll become their true neckbeard

But what if you give someone a fedora and that someone turns out to be either Indiana Jones or a prohibition gangster?

Then you ask him to help you make a very successful movie trilogy, spawning spinoff games and merchandise, ultimately profiting hugely.
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Then you call him back for a fourth film, make a cannibal his character's son, and base the final scene of the movie off the most epic LSD trip you ever had.
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Excitement!