Okay one of has has to change their haircut

No, I'm sure Trump tastes better, you just need to eat him with an oyster and some lemon, or with soup, maybe even with a marshmallow and chocolate. You could also crumble him up for a pie crust or make stuffing. He also makes a nice crispy and salty snack alone.

No hes past his expiration date

I think both look a-maize-ing.