Accurate light switches

What if one boob is up and the other ones down? Ouch.

[Sexually strokes the wall until I find the light switch]

Wow what a turn on

In some stores you can get hot dog pokers for over the fire that look like a little guy, so he has a wiener. Or ones for marshmallows ones that are shaped like a girl so it looks like she has boobs

Why are all your posts sexual?