Slow internet

That's when you see the worst of a person

I would likely get frustrated enough to throw it out the window. I don't know how the pre broadband generation did it, you guys are saints.

Well shit, they'll never marry me. I just turn into a ragemonster

Or build IKEA furniture with him or her

Or you could just wake me up in the morning
Tips: I will punch your nuts then go back to sleep

Words to live by...