These Hitler photos in my history book look like promotional shots for a shitty magician

Bottom centre I can just imagine him shouting "IM A STAR!" While a photographer rolls his eyes in frustration.

Hitler was a great magician, he did tricks that no other magician could ever top.
You see, your regular magicians can make a rabbit disappear, but Hitler? He made 12 million minorities disappear!
Well, Stalin was a pretty good magician too actually

They're ILLUSIONS

I want your history textbook! Mine only has the ultra serious photos of Hitler

Bottom centre about to blast the most legendary nae nae ever

The nazi bunch
I'm wow okay wow I'm so sorry for that, that was terrible. Instead of it being the Brady bunch, I'm sorry