The struggle is real...

I don't really care if it has my friend's saliva.

This is why I always drink in a different cup to everyone else

Just write your name on your cup w a sharpie

bah, i might open a bathroom door with a paper towel, but i really dgaf about my friends saliva* maybe touching something i eat. just pick the fullest one and drink on.
*unless they are sick. then fuck you and your gross nasty spit.

bonus round: one of u is sick