prince charming logic

You try picking the right girl when she doesn't have makeup on

That always bothered me as a kid

Plot twist: he doesn't love you, he just has a foot fetish and used it as an excuse to go near everybody's feet

He likes you for your personality...? Nope, couldn't save it.

i honestly think the cinderella story was a metphor for sex until u get the right girl.
but thats just me