im late to school because i was taken hostage and tied to my bed using bed sheets and a duvet whilst being given some strange substance that made me sleep. it was very traumatizing, i should be given an extension on all my assignments because of it
I am late for work because I am in fact part bat/vampire/owl, so I stay awake at night and spend the entire morning sleeping, so I wake up 5 minutes before my shift starts.
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I wish I could say I'm joking (except for the bat/vampire/owl part, replace that with mild insomnia and pills that take forever to make effect)
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I wish I could say I'm joking (except for the bat/vampire/owl part, replace that with mild insomnia and pills that take forever to make effect)