"Business"

the post is funny and all, but why would you waste all that money trying to get someone to leave when you can just politely ask them?

Or he's a troll millionaire

Since they're hipsters, the names they decided upon were probably very obscure, so they probably didn't have much value as domains. (Business.com is worth way more than Huboulogyuo.com)

At a coffee shop, the 50-ish guy near me was straightening out a credit card snafu. Like often we see with cell phones, people talk louder than regular phones or normal conversation. He yelled out his credit card number, social security number, and uniquely spelled last name. That could go really badly.