Every time I meet someone

*whispering in your ear seductively*
Don't worry, I'm weirder
*scuttles away like a crab*

ha, like I actually talk to people.

It's like
"please be as weird as me so you don't think I'm mental and my friends have to explain.."

'PLease like LOTR so I don't have to go spaz on you'

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