Plan ahead and prepare to the extreme

The second back up plan is to run

If they don't want a kiss, ask if they want a hug. Those taste better anyway.

Do we have to see this post every other week? It's not even that great I mean almost every kid does this shit at some point in their life

Lies.

This is a repost of a joke from BI (before internet). If the person who posted this think he/she's original then I'm sorry for you and should stop using netscape as a browser and yahoo as a search engine. Btw, internet has pictures now.

great way to sneak in food

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