Day 294 of your daily dose of cute: Hey. Hi. Hello. Hola. Salutations. What's up?

"You know what I hate about the Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness? To even get there, you have to cross the Uncrossable River of Uncrossableness."
"Who named all these things?"
"That guy, the Redundant Scribe of Redundantness."
"Hey! Hi! Hello! Hola! Salutations!"

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