I like to surprise my liver with water

I do that. My liver is all"WTF is this? Get this out of here! I don't have to process that. Good gravy, what is he thinking. I got one job. Clean out and process impurities and he sends down water. Nobody appreciates what I do."

I only drink water
#WatahFoLyf

i suprise mine with a shot of vodka..
it almost had a heart attack the first time