Never skip foreplay.

stroke her armpits

Clip her toenails.

Make her a sandwich

Fuck her ear

Pick out her ear wax

lube her nose

motorboat her tampon

This is quality comedy, but have y'all ever licked a girl's jaw? It does feel AMAZING. Bite it lightly, too.

Play some Wii Sports while you're at it.

Feed her some Oreos

Pop her fingers

suck the toes lol

No.

Smack her hair