If You Have A Contortionist Co-Worker At Office

And HERE you see the dramatic rise in stock. *tries to point at it* dang it, can't reach... *snaps fingers* I got it! *bends between legs* there you go!!!

What kind of sorcery is this?

... I have the weirdest boner...

I mean, I'm a contortionist too, but like, how does she look hot still?