Pet-human relationships

I'm a cat

I'm a dog.

He is cate

This is accurate. I love dogs.

Milo just hates me when I hug him

Tsundere cat

Screw you

Cat: *rolls over* rub ma belly hooman
Me: can't tell if it's a trap or he's being nice today
Five seconds later: *cat bites are now drawing blood* ITS A TRAPPP