"McDonalds" Girl: *Sigh* "Yeah if that's what YOU want..."

Brilliant way to stay alive a few more years.

Me: well lets go to outback
Inmate: i don't want that
Me: BUT YOU ASKED WHAT I WANT!

"How about Mexican?"
"I had that for lunch"
"Olive Garden?"
"Too expensive"
"Cookout?"
"Too cheap"
"FUCK"